Girl, you know I take a vacation during this time. I leave all the black cats, hats, etc., to amateurs. I haven’t talked to you for a minute, so let me catch you up.
So, you know my business in Gibeah was better than good. My best clients were in Saul’s administration, particularly those high up.
Well, Saul held a revival and kicked me and some of my friends out. Samuel was behind that. Honestly, I never had a problem with Samuel. I knew where he was coming from, but Saul, please.
I moved to Endor, about sixty miles away. I admit I was depressed and looked for other things to do.
But I missed working my skills and my old clients who were too scared to come.
So here I was, ‘bout a month ago, minding my witch business when I got a text from one of my clients back in Gibeah that someone important was coming to see me, but he couldn’t say who.
I already knew the war with the Philistines wasn’t going well. How could it be with Saul as commander-in-chief?
Anyway, how come it was Saul in disguise? When I found out, I was more than pissed, so I tripled his fee.
I did what he wanted and brought Samuel up from the dead, for an additional $500. Now, why would you call someone dead when you didn’t listen to him when he was alive? Samuel certainly didn’t appreciate it and told Saul that he and his sons would die tomorrow.
Saul then fainted. His servants told me he hadn’t eaten either. I had some greens about to go bad in the fridge, so I gave them to his servants with some cornbread and sent them on their way.
And like Samuel said, he and his sons were killed the next day. But that’s not the happy ending.
After Saul’s death, my phone started ringing off the hook. New and old customers came running. Though I’m 60 miles away, people will go the distance to get what they want.
I should bring up Saul to thank him for helping revive my business, making it bigger and better. But he’s where he needs to be.
Girl, I’m making more money than ever, especially from a niche market that’s popping – saints of the Most High who don’t want to hear what they already know.
Reference – 1 Samuel 28:3-25
